And you thought the Twins were only collecting closers…

How is a Twins fan to tell
They did not give the AL
The attention it deserved
This year? When justice is served.

When they go to Target Field
And see the lineups revealed.
Then they meet their sorry fate;
They can’t keep their Jasons straight!

That said, it’s not fair to blame
The fans. It’s a common name.
In Target Field, like the Dome,
Jasons really feel at home.

Before we knew there’d be more,
Way back in 2004,
Kubel and Bartlett came up,
Though for just a coffee cup.

After Kubel hurt his knee,
Resting from an injury,
The Twins went down to the Minor
Leagues to call up Jason Tyner.

Let’s not forget Jason Miller.
He was not a giant-killer
With an 18 ERA
In the four games he would play.

Jason Bartlett went away
In that trade with Tampa Bay.
Did this make the roster tidy?
Not trading for Jason Pridie.

Was there any fan petition
To stop all this repetition?
Could anyone stop the rep? No.
Now we’ve got this Jason Repko!

It might not count for a lot,
But Hardy is a bright spot.
The alternative’s too scary;
“J.J.” just stands for “James Jerry.”


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