- Somebody that loves me very much went to Hiram Bithorn Stadium and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
- The Yankees: Stimulating the economy since 1920.
- No, I’m not on steroids; I’m not going to risk my sponsorship agreement with Kellogg’s.
- This Grapefruit League game was brought to you by Wilbert Robinson.
- Just be yourself…preferably for less than $45 million.
- Enjoy this garish color combination while it lasts, we’re not going to wear anything this stupid during the season.
- Our GM skimmed on signing bonuses and all he did with the money was buy us these lousy T-shirts.
- 9=9. 8=8. Seriously, it’s not that complicated.
- 162, ±