Top Nine Things Not To Put On Your T-Shirt

From Twins Territory to Tampa Bay, there’s no underestimating the value of the humble t-shirt in determining team outlook for the season. So here’s my suggestions for things to rule out.

  • Somebody that loves me very much went to Hiram Bithorn Stadium and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
  • The Yankees: Stimulating the economy since 1920.
  • No, I’m not on steroids;  I’m not going to risk my sponsorship agreement with Kellogg’s.
  • This Grapefruit League game was brought to you by Wilbert Robinson.
  • Just be yourself…preferably for less than $45 million.
  • Enjoy this garish color combination while it lasts, we’re not going to wear anything this stupid during the season.
  • Our GM skimmed on signing bonuses and all he did with the money was buy us these lousy T-shirts.
  • 9=9. 8=8. Seriously, it’s not that complicated.
  • 162, ±
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